I live in a century old building with forty-something other people which means that my hot water pressure? Is more like slow trickle down and then it’s only down because gravity takes over. If I want to take a bath? It involves heating water in every pan I own, twice, while the tub is filling AND a least three rounds of microwaving water. But at least twice a year it mysteriously shows up for anywhere between one to two weeks. And it comes back with a vengeance. To the point where if you get in the shower at the wrong angle? Goodbye nipples, it was nice to know you.
There are very few things in life that I love more than showering with good water pressure; believe you me I take advantage of it while it’s there. So, basically what I am saying is if you’re going to see me, the next two weeks would be the ideal time because I will be extremely clean. I’ve already showered twice in the last 12 hours, is what I’m saying.
And now for gratuitous cat pictures!