You guys, I uh, don’t know if you know this but today is kinda a big deal. There are no more sleeps left. It’s a big day for a our special snowflake. Tonight, Sparkles gets his girl. Tonight at 8pm (Dear AMC, thank you for finally doing something right. Getting to see it 4 hours before everyone else? Well played.) my little heart will squee (internally, you don’t throw out movie rules, not even for Twilight) as everybody’s favorite, sparkling vampire and my favorite emoteen get hitched.
I may be slightly excited.
I’ll leave you with a quote from Sarah, which will explain why we are friends.
I’m like a vampire who doesn’t sparkle in the sunlight….*mumbles* so not even a cool one.
Exactly, friend. Exactly.